Or where all that research money is going…

The Scene: FARMiCiA, about 9.15p on a Saturday night. A couple sits at one of the tables in the window, chatting over wine and cheese. A single blogger sits a table away, smirking into her salad.

He: You’re so pretty.
She: ::blush::
He: What do you think about embezzling funds from UPenn?
She: Are you being facetious?
He: Not really.
She: ::takes a sip of wine in lieu of answering::
He: No, really, what do you think of it? I did it all the time at Princeton. I had a huge research budget and so many grants that I just made up reasons to take my friends drinking. My receipts said I paid a guy $500 to transcribe some research for me…do you know how much beer $500 buys?
She: I’m…Well…I…
He: Oh, c’mon! It’s not like this money could actually be put to good use!
She: ::checks watch:: Oh! We’ll miss our movie!

2 Comments so far

  1. jen (unregistered) on July 16th, 2006 @ 1:08 pm

    greeeeeat.


  2. Brandyn (unregistered) on July 17th, 2006 @ 9:43 pm

    Well, I hope she won’t be seeing him again, at least! Frightening.



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