I guess Sylvester Johnson isn’t relying too heavily on his cockamamy scheme to have 10,000 black men volunteer to patrol the streets. Today he announced he’s bringing in the state police for high crime areas, claiming the plan has been “in the works for several months.” He also said “bringing in state police is not an indication that Philadelphia Police cannot get the job done or that the city is in a state of emergency.” I can’t help but say a very sarcastic “riiiiiiiiight, sure it’s not.” Just like he’s not counting the days until his retirement.

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