All right…
The second half of the baseball season is underway and coming off the All Star Break, the Fightin’ Phils are showing signs of life…
Despite the following…
1.) A porous bullpen. The bullpen is waaaaaaaay beyond bad. It’s not even funny anymore. The bullpen is a lot like the Bush Administration, it’s gone beyond simply making fun of them and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Now it’s become tragic and sad, and we’re trying to figure out ways to fix this gigantic mess. Sadly though, there doesn’t seem to be a way to fix the pen in the fore seeable future, much like there doesn’t seem to be a way to fix Iraq, the deficit, or an inept Attorney General (i.e. Charlie Manuel.)
2.) Chase’s Hand. Today, in the Phils’ loss to the dreaded Nationals, The Force That is Chase had his hand broken when he was hit by a pitch. There is no timetable for his return, although Phillies management are confident he’ll be back by the end of the season.
But will that be too late?
The Phillies are currently 2 1/2 games out in the NL Wild Card and 5 games behind the Mets in the NL East. It’ll be interesting to see how the Phillies respond to loosing Chase, who has been rock solid for the team all year. Luckily Ryan Howard is hot, as is Jimmy Rollins and Aaron Rowand…and dude…even Pat “Mr. Miyagi” Burrell has been hot…yes…PAT BURRELL.
If Burrell is hitting the ball, then crazy times are happening, the stars must be aligned or the moon or the…wheat fields. Be prepared Philadelphia, there could be rampant power outtages, hurricanes and maybe even a monsoon down the Schuylkill…
Get Ready…
In bad times is when the craziest things will happen. Playoffs? Sure, it could happen.
Start holding your breath now.