Six Flags, now with less smoke
A day at Six Flags is a popular warm-weather activity, and I’ve enjoyed quite a few myself. I love roller-coasters and thrill rides, and often have trouble finding friends who are able to keep up with me and my iron stomach. The drawbacks are obvious though: admission prices and waiting forever in long lines. For me, the worst experience is waiting in line near a smoker; worse than near a horny face sucking teenage couple. They puff out reeking cancerous stank within inches of you constantly, using cigarettes to treat their line boredom. No more! The parks now have a smoking ban that will only allow smoking in a few designated areas. Jackson Township, NJ, has jumped on the idea as well, creating a $1,000 fine for violation of the Six Flags ban in addition to park ejection without a refund.
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How fantastic! Although I have to admit, it probably won’t have much of an impact on my life, as I haven’t been to an amusement park in over ten years. I think that my days of having an iron stomach are long since past.