Dear Milty,

When I first heard that you were throwing your hat into the race for Philadelphia’s next mayor I thought it was a sick joke. But, I keep hearing bits about it here and there, so evidently you are serious. So, I thought I’d give you some advice: Save yourself the trouble. It’s not like name recognition is on your side, as not many people are impressed with your brother’s tenure in the post. You’re embroiled in legal scandal after scandal, and you may not even be a resident of Philadelphia. Save yourself the time and money–I can’t imagine what you feel you have to prove by staying in the race.

Regards,
Brandyn