The Smelly Man
Around Spruce St. lurks a man with a stench. You know who I’m talking about. This is the bum that is walking around and has that weird faded orange parka and shuffles about not saying anything. But you can smell him from a block away. Literally. This guy is probably covered in who knows what and if you step outside and smell something really shitty, it’s probably him. The guy doesn’t beg or anything, but man, please, somebody offer this dude a shower. He needs one.
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I think his doppelganger snoozes on the steps leading down to Market East Station.
And the one outside the unitarian church at 22nd and chestnut. SMELLY!