New Jersey or Communist Country? You make the call!
In another thrilling installment of the occassional series New Jersey or Communist Country? You make the call!, I offer this tidbit:
This morning, on WRTI (the classical and jazz public radio station), it was reported that if you ignore a crossing guard in New Jersey, your license will be suspended!
Granted, ignoring a crossing guard can put people in danger. Sure, so can running stop signs. But does that make license suspension a valid punishment?
I think not.
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Being as I feel Jersey is a communist country I feel that we would be better suited to taking some of the six thousand national guardsman and fortifying our border with New Jersey. On top of the increased border patrol we could then annex Jersey from the union and add Puerto Rico as the new 50th state (I’m tired of those free loaders anyway).