There are a few lessons people need to learn in life. Among these lessons is how to smoke without your girlfriend catching you, and avoid the hiccups when you’re drunk.

As I learn these life lessons I write them down. If I forget to write them down, though, I make the same mistake, and hopefully next time I’ll write it down. Life Lesson #4 is one I had broken a few months ago, but since I never wrote it down in the first place, I didn’t count it as one of my life lessons.

If you could search thru my personal b for that one entry that is the antithesis of my writing style, you’d most likely choose my livejournal entry. Also, if you are to search yesterday’s Inquirer, you’d find the antithesis of my writing style for all to see, pawned off as standard for me.

Score one more for journalist Kristen Graham for taking things out of their context. And score one more for me for fooling print media’s readership into thinking I’m a teenager.

Other than that little fiasco, her article on blogging seems to be spot on for most points. Read it if you want, but remember that because they’re only looking for people to express their own beliefs instead of objectively reporting the information given them, my Life Lesson #4 is: Never talk to reporters.

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