I’ve been gearing up for Phillies season by chattering at ANYONE who is willing to listen. And by “gearing up” I totally mean “having inane conversations on AIM and wasting dates talking about the trades because those are way more interesting than any other chitchat anyone else could possibly come up with”.

With that in mind, I offer you this snippet (that will probably not thrill your employer) to get you in the mood and hype you up for one of the better parts of the season…the Phanatic!

Cory: Wanna see a guy get hit in the nuts by the Phanatic with the hot dog bazooka?
Suz: yes
Cory: http://www.prestonandsteve.com/video/71.mov
Suz: Why the hell do you even have to ask?
Cory: Good point.
Suz: Quote? On the MetBlog?
Cory: Sure!
Suz: Who’s the fat guy?
Cory: Caseyboy.

Cannot wait for Opening Day.