Metroblogging Champion!
Marisa actually took two shots to the head in this overdue card for the first ever simulated Philadelphia Metroblogger WrestleFest. Would she still be able to hold on and win the title? Keep in mind, I used a simulator to get these results. I also left myself out because there are a lucky 13 of us. My character was put in as a crooked referee in the finals:
Round One
Chris Scott vs. Tulin
Chris locked on the figure four leglock for the submission victory.
Vince vs. Marisa
Vince was disqualified for hitting Marisa in the head with a steel chair
Jeannette vs. Suzanne
Suzanne pinned Jeannette following a jacknife powerbomb.
Craig vs. David
Craig and David were both counted out.
Jay V vs. Salas
Jay V’s clothesline from hell was enough to put away Salas
Ian vs. Sherri
Ian pinned Sherri following a chokeslam.
Round Two
Chris vs. Marisa
Marisa pinned Chris following a hurricanrana.
Suzanne gets a bye
Jay V vs. Ian
Jay V pinned Ian following a superplex.
Round Three
Triple Threat Match for the Philadelphia Metroblogger Title
Marisa vs. Suzanne vs. Jay V
(special guest referee Brady Hicks)
Suzanne was disqualified for hitting Marisa with the ring bell.
Jay V pinned Marisa following a top-rope leg drop.
Congratulations Jay V on winning the first Philadelphia Metroblogger Title! And join us next week for another exciting simulation.
I think I cheated.
Dammit I’m such a cheater.
I didn’t deserve to win.
Yep Jay Cheated by using an illegal move on me, and that damn croooked ref sped up the count, he didn’t get 3 on me, I demand a rematch.
Side note: it feels a little wierd to have someone use me in a game without me knowing ahead of time. In fact I feel a little used… :)
I felt used too, and ashamed for the other Metrobloggers whose names and likenesses were used without their permission.
Then I figured it was all in good fun. And right after that I made sure to get a lawyer draft up one of those legal documents that prohobits the use of my name, image, or likeness without my express permission.
I suggest you all do the same before Brady prepares this year’s December to Dismember.
I’ve had a headache all day, and I’m assuming this is why. I wish people would stop hitting me in the head with shit.