Dear people who use roofdecks,

Don’t be asstards. If the people across the street or next door are on their roofdeck, I would recommend not shining a searchlight on them. Because the majority of folks who chill on the roofdeck after dark are up there because they are interested in the dark and the breezes. They may or may not have odd headaches because they spent all day at the Warped Tour, in the heat and sun. And they may or may not feel like total shit.

SO TURN THE SEARCHLIGHT OFF AND LET ME EAT MY DINNER IN PEACE.
::ahem::

-a rather ill roofdecker