8eviL . . . yay

That’s what it is backwards, you know. I don’t know if it means anything. I’m just pointing that out.

I’m one of the few people you’re not gonna catch at the concert. Years ago when all the celebrity actors read the declaration of independence (or was that the constitution? i can never remember) I had the damndest time parking, and I enjoyed mobs of locals, and spent more time trying to stand comfortably among the crowd than focus on the celebrity actors giving their reading.

I guarantee a similar experience if I go to Live 8. I mean, sure, BJ’s there, Will’s there, Dave’s there . . . but I don’t wanna spend an hour parking, another hour fighting crowds, just to sit down and listen to

Maroon 5

I’m better off going to see Ike at World Cafe Live.

Scratch that . . . they just cancelled the show for Live 8.

Live 8 is ruining my life.

Better idea. Since everyone will be at this concert, drooling over Linkin Park, who I can’t stand, and Rob Thomas — the man, the myth, the yougettheidea — I’ll break into apartments and steal stuff.

That’s actually not too far from the truth. Kevin V’s hanging out in a foreign country. he even applied for dual citizenship. I need to get all his website and design books and mail them to him, and take all of his sneakers to our parents’ house. And maybe I’ll appropriate his 20″ flatscreen monitor while I’m there. Not like he’s gonna need it in his foreign country. I can also take all his DVDs so I got something to watch when I get home from the Live8 concert. Like I’d actually wanna see the Kaiser Chiefs or Sarah M

Sarah McLachlan is playing at Live 8?

How come no one told me?! This changes everything! Um . . . I guess I’ll see you guys at Live 8, then . . .

Oh shout outs to fellow metroblogger Dave Konopka. I went to high school with the dude and he’s got some pretty embarrassing stories about me. Luckily for him, I’ve forgotten everything I’d known about high school, so he escapes unscathed.

More shout outs go to Miss Sherri W, whose blog, Area 151, brought me to this fair metroblogging place.

And since my bio forgot to mention it — my bio’s the one on the left with my full last name and a blurb in the third person — I guess I should also give a shout out to my website, aptly titled jasonvertucio.com. It’s where you go when you have nothing better to do, because that’s where I write about the stuff no one would ever care about. Ever.

Welcome to Philly Metroblogging. Hope you enjoy your stay and blah blah blah etc etc


1 Comment so far

  1. Dave (unregistered) on June 28th, 2005 @ 8:42 am

    High school? I went to high school?

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